Curse

Taisayacho · Jun 02, 2008, 04:37 PM // 16:37

Wammo monk-haters.

One time in RA, we had a team consisting of me, an R/Mo, and E/A, a A/W, and a Wammo. The wammo kept dying and once he was rezzed he kept saying "Heal me nubs" over and over.
/facepalm

Also see http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10294272

toastgodsupreme · Jun 02, 2008, 05:23 PM // 17:23

Mostly... warriors.

I don't bring hero wars, I don't bring hench wars, and I DESPISE human warriors.

Warriors are everywhere. They're like roaches. You can't turn around without bumping into one. And each and every one thinks they're the biggest and baddest thing to ever come through GW.

Warriors in 15k armor who still use mending (happened a few hours ago in a pickup group for Assault).
Warriors that start PuGs seem to form the WORST groups. No monks? NOT A PROBLEM! He's a warrior, he can handle it. Mending is the shit.
Warriors often fall into one of two groups... all talk but timid as hell and rarely the first to run into a fight, or dumb as hell and will agro everything on the radar.

I hate warriors.

Targren · Jun 02, 2008, 06:14 PM // 18:14

Ursan haters, and here's why...

The general consensus is that UB is the "I Win" button of PvE, that anyone with a pulse and any sort of measurable EEG activity can run Ursanway. But that is not true! It takes practice, dedication, and immeasurable skill to realize that +200 life and +20 armor doesn't mean SQUAT if you decide that you're going to Stand in the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing lava swatting at the first Lord of Armageddon while you rapidly burn to death, leaving your teammates to get crushed by the swarm of Titans hands you aggroed and ignored because you want to leeroy the boss...

/facepalms

Edit: And yes, Toast, it was a wammo...

Jetdoc · Jun 02, 2008, 06:23 PM // 18:23

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Originally Posted by Targren

It takes practice, dedication, and immeasurable skill to realize that +200 life and +20 armor doesn't mean SQUAT if you decide that you're going to Stand in the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing lava swatting at the first Lord of Armageddon while you rapidly burn to death, leaving your teammates to get crushed by the swarm of Titans hands you aggroed and ignored because you want to leeroy the boss...

No, it takes "Ugh Da Destoryer" to realize that "Fire Bad".

GrayStromguard · Jul 03, 2008, 12:36 PM // 12:36

I hate someone that noob and high EGO to not listen any reason

kostolomac · Jul 03, 2008, 01:17 PM // 13:17

The list is so big and it changes so rapidly that I cannot name all kinds of players I dislike (only hate a couple of people).
@toastgodsupreme : you made my day

TAZTG · Jul 03, 2008, 01:48 PM // 13:48

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Originally Posted by Kusandaa

Beggars, leechers and grievers: we work for our cash, work for yours.

Agreed, You can throw Spammers & Scammers in there..

distilledwill · Jul 03, 2008, 02:13 PM // 14:13

Kusandaa's trio of miscrients seems pretty accurate to me.

People who just ruin it for everyone. I don't hate Wammo opponents in PvP though, I just dance on their corpse and say:

"Warrior, this is NOT WoW; You are NOT a Paladin."

I just don't know where they get the idea that healing prayers is a good choice. Mending isnt even one of the skills given to a secondary monk player in any campaign, other Wammos probably won't be telling them that its good as they don't want to release the secret that is [[Mending], and they must encounter numerous people who tell them that it sucks once they have equipped it.

I think theres a secret wammofactory somewhere which produces them.

Kanyatta · Jul 03, 2008, 04:04 PM // 16:04

People that use RA for testing their new Mo/R build with Peace n Harmony elite and Charm Animal, Comfort Animal, and Melandru's Assault. (Yes, it did just happen).

People that try to sell stuff obscenely high (Black Dye is 8k at the trader, I'm not paying you 8.5k for it) and people that try to buy stuff obscenely low (I can sell this Black Dye to Trader for 7k, I'm not selling it to you for 6.5k).

Also, people that sell normal tomes for 1k. (I don't get it, why would I pay 1k for a tome from you when I can just go to any Skill trader and pay 1k for the skill?)

Kusandaa · Jul 03, 2008, 04:09 PM // 16:09

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Originally Posted by distilledwill

Kusandaa's trio of miscrients seems pretty accurate to me.

People who just ruin it for everyone. I don't hate Wammo opponents in PvP though, I just dance on their corpse and say:

"Warrior, this is NOT WoW; You are NOT a Paladin."

I just don't know where they get the idea that healing prayers is a good choice. Mending isnt even one of the skills given to a secondary monk player in any campaign, other Wammos probably won't be telling them that its good as they don't want to release the secret that is [[Mending], and they must encounter numerous people who tell them that it sucks once they have equipped it.

I'm really guessing it's coming from paladins... but it's just not effective in GW because of game mechanics.

You're much better off with defensive skills than healing prayers as a wammo, as a dervish... a sin (my new find was a sin who ran with wammo, dervish and monk heroes... the whole gang had healing breeze and vig. spirit on their bars... I wasn't mean, I gave him new bars and told why his weren't effective and he listened, I gotta give him that).

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I think theres a secret wammofactory somewhere which produces them.

I'm trying so. effing. hard not to laugh. I'm at the office. The picture in my head is way too vivid: somewhere, wammos in platemail and 15k glads are coming out of a giant machine...

And to make this post legit, some of my newly found hatreds;

- UW speed runs which requires (required x]) R10 warriors, rangers or dervishes only. Dude, if a 80AL dude can get in your party, allow paragons. Rangers, dervishes and assassins have 70AL; ranger stances don't last THAT long for most, enchantments get stripped upon entering Ursan mode; necros with tormentor armor also work 'cause they don't touch holy damage-dealing monsters. And well, armor level makes a difference but really, not THAT much of a difference UNLESS we're speaking DOA-wise... and even there.

- Those who think their epeens are serious business. Get. Over. It. Includes the people who keep whining at Ursan, at SF, at solo farms, at group farms... all to keep their items "expensive".

- The people who spam "WEHNS THE FESTIVAL STRATIN???? PLZZZ ANSREEW!" and such between the time of the announcement of the event... AND the end of the event. READ. THE. EFFING. ANNOUNCEMENT. Or forums. Or Wiki. Doesn't take a Ph.D to do it!

Here's another one.

- People who can't read. About 2 weeks back I put a recruitment post on Guru, some people applied. Specified that we don't do GVG, bolded it, caps'ed it... and yet I have a guy who leaves, after a day, because we don't do GvG. /eyeroll.

MMSDome · Jul 03, 2008, 04:16 PM // 16:16

Even though I am subject to doing this every now and then I hate people the bitch about other people bitching. IT MAKES NO RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING SENSE.

pumpkin pie · Jul 03, 2008, 05:21 PM // 17:21

Scammer, Cheater, afkers, leechers, guildies who thinks you automatically have to do all their missions for them while they go have dinner, players who force other player to ping build, player who do not want to try before deciding something is bad. OMG! I hate alot of players :P~, players who talk politic in a game, players who discriminated players of other nationality then their own, players who talk god/religion, players who type a lot during Alliance Battle or mission or in a team (typing a lot, in my experience is failed missions and defeats in Alliance Battle)

Tender Wolf · Jul 03, 2008, 05:54 PM // 17:54

People who are know-it-alls in PUGs and then if they die they yell at the rest of the group. Plus they're the ones that also get the good drops. Same with the noobs who don't know what they're doing.

Lots of things annoy me in AB, primarily when people keep saying to cap the shrines and no one does so we lose in a minute. Come on, what's so hard about capping a shrine and avoiding the mob?! And I hate sins in AB because they always shadow step to me and cripple me, slashing like crazy when all I was doing was running and minding my own business not fighting anyone. And let's not forget about leechers and rage quitters. Ugh, what a pain in the butt. Even if you lose in AB you still get some points, why rage quit?

Spammers are annoying as well, and so are people who randomly PM you doing just that, usually of the inappropriate variety.

Sir Owns Alot EP · Jul 03, 2008, 05:59 PM // 17:59

Elitests, RA whiners/taunters, people who have too much time and money.

Golgotha · Jul 03, 2008, 06:01 PM // 18:01

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Originally Posted by MMSDome

I hate people the bitch about other people bitching.

Too much irony in one post.

toastgodsupreme · Jul 03, 2008, 06:02 PM // 18:02

People who pay for runs and don't skip cutscenes. Seriously, play the game first before getting run through it. Those of us who have watched these scenes 5+ times easy are tired of them.

GoodApollo1234 · Jul 03, 2008, 06:40 PM // 18:40

I know a lot (if not all) of these have probably already been mentioned, but I don't have time to read 40+ pages, so.... sorry about the repeats.

1. People who join groups (DoA, UW, FoW, etc.) only to say 10 minutes later "hey guys, I've gotta go eat dinner" or do something else that CAN WAIT.
Attention everyone: IF YOU JOIN A PUG IN A HIGH-END AREA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE NO WHERE TO BE IN THE NEXT *insert however long the run generally takes*. If you don't, so help me God, I will hunt you down and cut you with a linoleum knife.

2. People who overuse the word Noob. I've lost count of how many times I've been called a noob by some level 14 assassin named after a character from Naruto in Shing Jea, or worse yet, Kaineng Center. While I'm at it, I'll go ahead and say I hate people who rush through the game. If you are still level 14 and spamming "LFG DAWGZ" at V-Square, get your ass back to Shing Jea and level up. It's Factions, it takes like 10 minutes.

3. People who think their heroes are superior to EVERYONE else's. I'm not gonna lie, I don't spend much time on my heroes. I give most of them PVX builds, simply because they work. That's why they're there. But I digress. When someone asks me to PM my healer hero's build and they immediately follow it with "THAT BUILD SUX DUDE" and then ping their healer's laughable healing hands/mending build..... I just wanna run toward the nearest living thing and kill it.

4. I won't say I hate these people, but they do make me very very mad- People who insist that games like GW are not MMO's..... They're massive..... they're multiplayer..... they're online..... They're MMO's. Stop making up game genres. You're like those stupid teenagers who say "I don't listen to punk rock, I listen to punk, you retard." It's all the same BS.

Tyla · Jul 03, 2008, 06:43 PM // 18:43

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Originally Posted by Golgotha

Too much irony in one post.

He's got a point still. Although it is quite pisstaking with some of the things that occur.

toastgodsupreme · Jul 03, 2008, 06:56 PM // 18:56

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Originally Posted by GoodApollo1234

2. People who overuse the word Noob. I've lost count of how many times I've been called a noob by some level 14 assassin named after a character from Naruto in Shing Jea, or worse yet, Kaineng Center. While I'm at it, I'll go ahead and say I hate people who rush through the game. If you are still level 14 and spamming "LFG DAWGZ" at V-Square, get your ass back to Shing Jea and level up. It's Factions, it takes like 10 minutes.

True story on both parts.

People use noob like it earns them ecto each time they say it.

And yeah, if you're at Vizunah and you're not level 20, then you're not getting on my team. (but I did manage to make it to Lutgardis and still only be level 18 on my own, hahaha.)

Riceboi · Jul 03, 2008, 07:58 PM // 19:58

People that want sf and ursan nerfs.